The Predetermined Fate of My First 4E D&D Character

With everything that I have heard of 4E Dungeons and Dragons I am quite looking forward to playing a Warlord - which a tactical leader type class. I very much enjoy the tactical elements of the game and this class will help me to have more fun with it.

Now, my luck with the dice would seem to insinuate that I was not Irish, when in-fact I am half-Irish. At times it seems that the dice have a rather significant grudge against me, and this is well known in my gaming group. Our DM came up with this little image to show the fate that will most likely befall him. Cruel, but most likely true. =)