Bat-Squirrel?

Tanya enjoys taking pictures of the squirrels that are found around my mother's bird feeders. We had and unusual moment where a squirrel was determined to get munching from our feeder and Tanya happened to get an interesting picture of it. I have some potentially humorous captions below it. If you have a better caption post it.

• "I am Bat-Squirrel."
• *waves a tiny paw and says* "This is not the squirrel you're looking for."
• "Squirrel? What Squirrel?"
• "Crap!"
• "Maybe they will not notice me if I stay still?"
• "Maybe, if I ignore them they will go away?"